Found in my email this morning - and not in the Junk Folder.
My response follows.
HELLO QUEEN ELIZABETH-ANY CHANCE I COULD BE YOUR PERSONAL MUSE OR CABANA BOY?
Saturday, April 11, 2009 1:33 AM
From: "Neil_______ @aol.com" <_______>
Hello Miss Elizabeth I read your blog and I see you are looking for your own little personal muse or Cabana Boy!
I would LOVE to SERVE you if you are interested.
Here are my contacts if you so desire:
W W W . M Y S P A C E . C O M /Neil_______
MY YAHOO INSTANT MESSANGER IS:_______
MY CEL PHONE IS:________
AND MY DIRECT E-MAIL ADDRESS IS: ________ AT A O L . C O M
-NEIL OR KNEEL AT YOUR PERFECTLY PEDICURED PALE WHITE WHITE WHITE FEET ALWAYS-!!!
I so do not have such a desire…for a variety of reasons.
I have no need for a Cabana Boy – don’t own a pool and have no plans to go south any time soon.
I don’t think the “musing” you’re referring to would aid me in my writing endeavours.
I’m not too keen on your play on words – Neil/Kneel. And FYI, I haven’t had a pedicure in months.
Referring to me as a Queen will get you nowhere. I’m not the princess-ey/queen type. The only thing I’d want served is my dinner.
You don’t use spell check.
But the greatest reason for my lack of interest? YOU SPELT MY NAME WRONG – IT’S ELISABETH WITH AN “S” – NOT A “Z”!!!
P.S. Thanks for reading my blog – although I believe your interpretation is way off…
You’ll notice I left out the pertinent details regarding Neil’s contact information. If anyone is looking for a Cabana Boy or their “own little personal muse” let me know. I’ll pass along the information.
And, yes, I regret opening this message. Neil better not be passing along a virus…